you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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