I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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