I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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