pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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