is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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