Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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