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say what?
wanna hang out?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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