Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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