Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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