Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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