idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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