therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
did i just pee glitter
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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