how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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