Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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