whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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