So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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