do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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