i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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