Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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