Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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