WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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