This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
false alarm, still single
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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