So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just blew my weed a kiss
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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