Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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