we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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