It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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