I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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