Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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