wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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