i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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