There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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