the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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