Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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