I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i now understand why vodka
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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