Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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