That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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