I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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