Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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