I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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