The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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