I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Randomize