all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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