wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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