YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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