I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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