When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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