i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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