Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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