"it" just moved
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Be still, my beating vagina.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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