I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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