are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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