If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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