I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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