Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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